July 10, 2011

The infinity web site

By in letters

Ok. Ill get the woodblock named. I will wait till the new site is ready before I send out the press releases……The new site is going to be fab and there is no point in not showing our best effort!
Thanks P,
Sxxxxxxxx

On 9 Jul 2011, at 21:28, The Worker wrote:

> Yes they can. Sooner is some far off place. Bali High they call it.
> Once
> again once again.
> I’m going to get all of your art work on the site first and then think
> about presentation otherwise I’ll go mad.
> Suggest if you want to take something to press sooner that you stick
> with the old feb2009 site whilst I torture myself on the new one. I
> can make www re-direct to feb2009.
>
> Get me the bloody wood block names or it’s profanity time online.
>
> God it’s satruday and I’m working on your site. Stop now.
>
>
> —–Original Message—–
> From: Sasha [mailto:theguvnor@pain.com]
> Sent: 09 July 2011 19:54
> To: The Worker
> Subject: Re: Another suggestion
>
> You are amazing!! A perfectionist like me…oh the pain!!
> Thanks P,
> Sxx
> PS By the way can pages from the (new) old site be placed within this
> new one. What I mean is could we just put the same design consultancy
> page on our new bookshelf. I am trying to think of ways to lessen
> workload- That info is the same. That way we could get things up and
> running sooner.
> Also the furniture page.
> XXX
>
> On 9 Jul 2011, at 18:58, The Worker wrote:
>
>> Looking constantly for something that you can use and that looks
>> good.
>> Don’t like anything yet.
>>
>> —–Original Message—–
>> From: Sasha [mailto:theguvnor@pain.com]
>> Sent: 09 July 2011 11:18
>> To: The Worker
>> Subject: Re: Another suggestion
>>
>>
>> Cant we finish the other pages in the meantime?
>> There is loads of other bits need doing surely before they are needed
>> methinks.
>> How come you changed the card format? Didnt you like that twirly
>> thing you found?
>> Sxx
>>
>> On 9 Jul 2011, at 09:28, The Worker wrote:
>>
>>> The blocks have no names.
>>> God your hard work.
>>>
>>> —–Original Message—–
>>> From: Sasha [mailto:theguvnor@pain.com]
>>> Sent: 08 July 2011 22:43
>>> To: The Worker
>>> Subject: Re: Another suggestion
>>>
>>> Theyve got names on them already.
>>> I like Yorkies
>>> XX
>>> On 8 Jul 2011, at 21:31, The Worker wrote:
>>>
>>>> You can stick the yorkie bar up yer bum. NO! Stick it up that
>>>> blabbing husband of yours.
>>>> And no I haven’t had enough to drink.
>>>> Spent the best part of 2 hours looking for a picture gallery for
>>>> your soddin mirrors of shame.
>>>> Got them names yet? Oh no, probably spent the day watching day
>>>> time.
>>>> It’s people like you wot run the country into divide.
>>>> XXX Paul
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> —–Original Message—–
>>>> From: Sasha [mailto:theguvnor@pain.com]
>>>> Sent: 08 July 2011 21:00
>>>> To: The Worker
>>>> Subject: Another suggestion
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> You could try York…its really nice and I’m sure you’d find
>>>> somewhere suitably swanky.
>>>> There is lots to do there and nice things for the children too. Its
>>>> further away but would make a lovely city break for you all.
>>>> SXXX

May 5, 2011

Control Alt Delete

By in observation

They reboot each day.
Q. What did you eat today?
A. Who are you?
Alzheimers

April 3, 2011

Eternity

By in observation

A woman’s ten minutes is a mans lifetime of misery.

April 3, 2011

Solaris

By in observation

Chris! The journey is over. The ship has reached the new world. We all awake with dreams in which we cannot believe the sheep like existence we shared. Some of us would bow to the masters of credulity. I remember a name called Rod. An inanimate carbon rod with crayons. I remember you Chris. You controlled the wire frames and made pixels jump. I was the shadow master and moved like Teflon.

The whole idea of God was dreamed up by May. Wake up Chris wake up.

March 20, 2011

Derby

By in letters

Dear Robert

May Inside. I think this film is brilliant. It’s the Thomas Crown Affair and Heat. I love it. I’m away in Derby so if you feel like being depressed please do visit. I have many hotels from which to choose from all of which require a bunker mentality, and true grit. If I was you, and I am clearly not, having finer legs and a pigeon chest, I would keep this letter as it’s bound to be worth a substantial amount after my time has come etc. Do you think I should send you parts of my body in the hope that science will find a way to re-create myself with a happy go lucky outlook? I guess you could keep them in the freezer next to the veggie produce. They would like that.

I’m having some weird dreams lately, all to do with a house falling apart. The house is very old, and it’s always raining outside. I suppose next there will be large stones outside with singular eyes watching. Does this mean I’m ill in some way or that the future is bleak/tropical?

I hate it when you don’t call. It’s been 4 years since you phoned me. What does that mean? Should I take the hint or take out an advert in the Echo? Why do they call it the echo? Is it one person shouting in a vast telescopic entry in Anfield? I think they got it wrong and it really should be called reflection, in which case we are surely doomed as was that bloke who kept his Polaroid in the attic.

Anyway it’s been nice talking to you in a purely fictional way of course.