Author Archive

December 15, 2011

Daleks

By in letters

The BBC place was very “wow”. Like being in a design studio. I loved the carpets and made sure the interviewer knew this. After spending 45 minutes driving round in a circle I pulled up to one chap and shouted “where the hell is media city?”. Eventually I found (no joke) a small yellow card […]

December 5, 2011

Where is Kevin Spraggs?

By in letters

Kevin Spraggs, Bern, AXE10, Apple Newton, where are you? With a lighthouse gaze he swept the room. Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where are you? Kevin Spraggs where […]

April 3, 2011

Eternity

By in observation

A woman’s ten minutes is a mans lifetime of misery.

October 2, 2009

Wee wee

By in letters

Dear Clare & Paul How many times have I sat before this monitor with the intention to type! Each time I do some fatal distraction occurs, such as a “plop plop” or a “wee wee”. Some nights I just stare at the glowing screen, and wonder who I am. I thought I was Maisey yesterday […]

October 2, 2009

Bath poo

By in letters

Dear James & Family The elves and I have been busy preparing for the Christmas fest. Since yours is a particularly large order we have scheduled it for an early, and dare I say conventional delivery via Royal Mail. As usual I am unable to provided you with a return address in case of damaged […]