Dear Mike & Sarah So you want to visit do you? Well the Moon is full and the dogs are howling so why not! If you cannot run the enclosed AutoRoute due to a lack of a personal PC then you are both sick. If this is the case I would advise you to drive […]
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October 4, 2009
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By Hamilton Gorf in letters
Dear Robert Sorry I cannot be with you today to share in the delights of washing a baby in public. If things go to plan I should be pooing myself round about now. I’m using “bleeding edge technology” which is bleeding crap to deliver a new online system, which I promised everybody I could deliver […]
October 3, 2009
The Prisoner
By Hamilton Gorf in lettersWell it’s Saturday night, and I’m at home typing this letter. How sad is that! I should be out on the Disco floor or riding a motorcycle over a cliff. I guess later the excitement will rise as we discuss carpet cleaning products (child vomits and plops on the carpet) or how I eat too […]
October 3, 2009
Hospital
By Hamilton Gorf in lettersDear Barbra I heard you recently landed a two4one all expenses paid package at a local government establishment, and since I am off work today I thought I would pursue a small investigation into the details of such an offer. Well I can tell you that you have nothing to worry about. Apparently Donald Pleasance, […]