Well it’s Saturday night, and I’m at home typing this letter. How sad is that! I should be out on the Disco floor or riding a motorcycle over a cliff. I guess later the excitement will rise as we discuss carpet cleaning products (child vomits and plops on the carpet) or how I eat too […]
Archive for October, 2009
October 3, 2009
Hospital
By Hamilton Gorf in lettersDear Barbra I heard you recently landed a two4one all expenses paid package at a local government establishment, and since I am off work today I thought I would pursue a small investigation into the details of such an offer. Well I can tell you that you have nothing to worry about. Apparently Donald Pleasance, […]
October 2, 2009
Wee wee
By Janus Stark in lettersDear Clare & Paul How many times have I sat before this monitor with the intention to type! Each time I do some fatal distraction occurs, such as a “plop plop” or a “wee wee”. Some nights I just stare at the glowing screen, and wonder who I am. I thought I was Maisey yesterday […]
October 2, 2009
Bath poo
By Janus Stark in lettersDear James & Family The elves and I have been busy preparing for the Christmas fest. Since yours is a particularly large order we have scheduled it for an early, and dare I say conventional delivery via Royal Mail. As usual I am unable to provided you with a return address in case of damaged […]
October 2, 2009
Atoms
By Janus Stark in observationMaybe it’s about the breasts? Those two bumps; how can they have anything to do with it? I spend a lot of time looking at them, comparing them, and wondering why. What’s the attraction? Maybe it’s not the breasts, maybe it’s the women. The breasts just lead you to them so to speak. No, it’s […]