Dear Laura & Craig
Thanks for Sunday night. I had a brilliant time. It’s been a long time since I was set free, and allowed to talk to other people. I don’t know why but I am viewed in general as being quite mad. There’s nowt funny as folk I suppose! I loved the veggie food despite the obvious collection of vampire feed stuff. The wine was top notch and before long all back pain had vanished in the haze of self assured domination.
I thought the video player was pretty weird, but I liked the presence. Don’t ask me to explain. You must both come over and stay the night. If you live until the morning you can collect a million pounds! I can take Craig for a long walk past numerous football players back gardens. On me ead lieke. It’s a game of two parts.